This couple attempts to destroy all stereotypes about kissing cousins. (Washington Post registration may or may not be required.)
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And don't ask her about eating groundhog.
"It smells like a pork chop frying. Tastes like chicken," he said, helpfully.
Six years ago, he proposed to her at the jewelry case in Wal-Mart after they spied a pair of wedding bands on sale.